Wow! I just saw the most amazing MacGuyver escape ever!

So I was flipping through channels when I saw MacGuyver putting a map under the door. There was a scene cut to four Middle Eastern men with guns running to the building he was in. With a knife, he pushed the key out of the keyhole and onto the map, which he slowly pulled back towards him so that he could get out of the locked room. He got out of the room in time to run around the corner to hide while the men broke into the room he was suppose to be in. Tricky MacGyver. Very tricky. So he proceeds to run past that room (map still in hand) and out the building. One of the men chasing him sees him through a window and fires a shot at him. MacGyver has a little time to find some sort of outfit that won't make him stand out as much and he finds a Middle Eastern woman putting laundry away. Perfect. There's a mans shroud that will fit him perfectly. Using the map he took from his room and a pebble on the ground, he shoots the woman on the ankle (That whore! Her ankle was showing) and she gets confused. Looking the other direction to see where it came from, MacGyver sneaks behind her and grabs the garment. Then cut scene to the desert where MacGyver is running from the four men again. All of the sudden, MacGyver is in a hot air ballon. Where did it come from? I HAVE NO IDEA! But the four men are stunned and just stare at it for a while in awe. They take a couple shots at MacGyver, but he dodges them. Then the smart one of the group shots a single shot into the ballon itself. What does MacGyver do? Sticks some duct tape to himself (I dont' know where it came from) and with the map in his mouth, begins to climb up one of the ropes holding the basket to the balloon. He proceeds to tape the map over the whole and voila, problem solved. Oh MacGyver, how did you know that map would serve you so well?

And why not just put the duct tape over the whole instead of the entire map?

OOOOH NO! It looks like MacGyver wants to quit. Could he seriously be contemplating resigning from the Phoenix Foundation after 7 years?

The episode of MacGyver I have been talking about is aparently called "Friends." Why? I don't know.

MacGyver shirt. Too Awesome.

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